I had to look. It was research.

I keep an eye on my Google Analytics page, as I have mentioned before. I also mentioned that someone had landed on my page by searching for "bridesmaid porn", presumably because of this post. Well friends, I just wanted to let you know that "bridesmaid porn" is the second most used key phrase landing people on my blog. The proof:

So here's the thing. I get a ton of hits on my blog every single day, and it would appear that many folks land on my blog because they think I've got girls in satin "If you think I can cut this dress short and wear it again you're a freaking nutbag" bridesmaid dresses having threesomes.

At this point in the game, I'm really wondering what bridesmaid porn is. Do they wear dresses? Do they not? If they don't, how do you know they're bridesmaids? Are the groomsmen involved? Is the bride there? How does this all work?

Not to worry, I saved you all the leg work. I typed "bridesmaid porn" into my Google search box, and here's what it came up with:

And because my blog doesn't show up on the first page, I clicked over to page two... and all the way at the bottom, I saw my link:Oh, and just in case you were wondering... the girls do not wear dresses. Actually, the only way you'd ever know they were bridesmaids is because they keep talking about hurrying up and getting to the alter on time. And one of them was wearing a pretty tacky tiara, so I guess the bride does partake in the festivities. FML. I really could have done without that "research".