Monday, January 25, 2010

Stocking Up (+ a little something extra)

I put in my 2 weeks at the mall yesterday, which means I have exactly 2 weeks to thoroughly abuse my employee discount.

Post-discount, however, shouldn't be too bad because I've figured out the sale cycles and can start using store coupons (a no-go for employees) and savings cards. Or I can just do what I did before working at the mall.... don't go. Ha, that's a quick way to save some money, huh?

Two weeks... two weeks... gonna have so much spare time in just two weeks! I have high hopes of taking the dog for long walks, hiking with Ryan on the weekends, and doing lots of home projects. The best part, though, is not having to come up with an excuse to not be able to work on Tuesday nights. LOST is back on in 2 weeks!

Last night we watched a TLC special called Twins... (more than you know, or revealed, or something like that). They followed a few different sets of twins around and did some studies, but the best part was the pregnant woman who went in for a c-section. I wasn't paying attention too much, and though she was going in for a ultrasound. I glanced up at the tv, saw the whole set up, and asked Ryan what is going on. He tells me "um, one of those c-section things". Sure enough, she gets sliced open. I am watching in awe, and I hear Ryan gagging behind me. I guess the doctor cut through the uterus, because a dark-haired head popped out. Ryan just about threw up. It was hysterical.

Then he says "Oh, it's so wet". I asked him what he thought the kid was swimming in for 9 months, and he says "But there's that much water in there?".

I say "yes, there's a shit ton in there."

He says "I'm bringing a Sham-Wow."


Anonymous said...

You two crack me up!!!

Southern Auntie

Jacky said...

"I'm bringing a Sham-Wow"

That's hilarious!! Poor guy. I'd probably die if I saw that. ;)

Bikini By 30 said...

I DVR baby shows and intend to watch them for educational purposes so I am fully prepared come baby making time, but sometimes I think the more I watch the more scared I'll be!!!!

Mrs. Newlywed Giggles said...

HAHAH... I feel like my hubby would say something like that. lol

Justine said...

Yay for giving your two weeks!!

And men are so totally oblivious when it comes to anything baby/pregnancy! Haha

Molly said...

Congrats on your freedom in 2 weeks!

You guys should do a sham-wow commerical! Hehe.