Avian Flu

Today I caught a baby bird in a shoe box. What are the symptoms of the bird flu, again?

I'd go into details as to why I had a bird in a box, but I want to post the story complete with pictures and that is just not something I'm prepared to do at midnight after getting in from a long night of some of the worst karaoke I've ever heard.

Full bird-in-a-box recap coming soon...