Friday, April 3, 2009

I'm a bridesmaid, not a porn star.

Well, in June anyway. My college roomie is getting married and I'll be by her side (as she was for me in November!) as she marries her college sweatheart. Thing is, unless I find some white strappy shoes soon, I'll be barefoot by her side. I'm not 100% sure that's allowed, so I need some help!

I'll be wearing this Bill Levkoff tea-length dress in green:



Bill Levkoff, style 551

How adorable is this dress??!! Picture it with pearls and cute kitten heels... cute, right? Now go to ShoeBuy.com (the mecca of all shoes) and narrow your search to women's heels in white. What do you get? Bride and Porn Star. Those are apparently the only two types of white shoes being sold these days.

In case you didn't believe me....

Bride




Porn Star


Bride


Porn Star

Oh wait, a third category has emerged.... Sexy Nurse


Any ideas on where to find white heels to go with the aforementioned bridesmaid dress? Keep in mind the wedding is in June, the dress is satin, and I love me some heels. That being said, I don't want to fall down and crack my mouth open in front of everyone - I really can't afford the dental bills. Care to share your favorite shoe purchasing venue? Or, even better, care to browse the web and leave me links to shoes that might look good with the dress?

6 comments:

Allison said...

That is hilarious :)

I go with Zappos every time. They never let me down :)

Anonymous said...

I agree with Allison...check out Zappos...lots and lots to pick from..and by the way...You crack me up!!!

Your Southern Aunt

Katie said...

payless has a new lines for brides that includes lots of strappy white shoes!

also check out myglassslipper.com

Molly said...

That is so funny! I love the dress by the way.

Courtney Dean said...

I would go with the nurse boots, they are your best bet - you won't stub your toe, you won't have cold ankles, and you will let everyone know you are CPR certified =)

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