Sometimes I do Google searches for things I don't need.

Dear Ryan,
If I were pregnant, and it was a boy, this is the set-up we'd be going for. Don't worry, I have stuff picked out for a girl, too, but I didn't want to overwhelm you. Seeing as I'm not pregnant and all. But if I was, I'd be looking for $315 to purchase said crib set.
Love,
Kate