We're going to visit my aunt and uncle in North Carolina for 6 days and we are sooooo excited. My aunt called this evening to give us directions and asked if I was all set. The following conversation took place:
Aunt: Are you guys all set to come down?
Me: Yep. I'm doing last minute laundry now, but started packing some stuff, like my beach bag. I have my big towels and bathing suits in there with sunscreen and other beach stuff, and...
Aunt: Kate, I have towels. You don't need to bring them.
Me: I know, but there's 5 of us coming and I didn't know if you had enough, so I figured...
Aunt: Kate, I have towels. And I have toiletries - Q-tips, shampoo, body wash, toothpaste, hair mousse... I have a large barrel curling iron, 2 hair driers... um, what else...
Me: Do you have any size 38E bras?
Aunt: No.
Me: Shit, cause those take up a lot of room.... ok, I guess I'll bring those.
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As an FYI, my whole face fits in a size 38E bra. It's the exact opposite of sexy. Beige, non-underwire, nursing bras? Horrifying, yet comfortable..... but completely horrifying. In theory, it's a bra that holds up your boobs but exposes your nipples. Ryan's take? "If you just described it, I'd think it was really hot.... but seeing it? Terrible."
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5 comments:
Katie,
Sounds horrible for you, but reading this.....so so funny! Have a great trip!!
I can't wait to read more!
Ran
Haha, that last little bit just made me laugh out load in lab. Considering that my is composed of only single, white, dorky males, I could not explain why I was giggling.
Thanks for sharing :)
I remember how thrilled I was to be able to sleep on my stomach again! I didn't like that Dolly Parton look!
hahaah.. that made me laugh!
Add this to the list of reasons I don't think I ever want to get pregnant. I wear a size 34F normally (btw- thanks for the description of how horrifyingly ugly these giant bras are...), so I'm sure if I ever get preggos I'll probably end up halfway through the alphabet. I'd kill to wear a normal size bra. Giant ones are not too attractive, but they are also really expensive. The ones that actually are cute (they actually do exist) are ridiculously expensive!
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