Before we can continue this blog, I need to know what kind of friends we are - because unless we're the kind of friends that would tell each other if there was crap in our teeth, I really can't do this.
The other day I was at work, and had a nice lunch. I walked around the office, talked to some people, and waited for my 3pm meeting. Prior to said meeting, I met with a colleague to discuss what we were going to tell these folks in the meeting.
Then the folks came in, we had our meeting, and I smiled a lot. Post meeting, one of the guys wanted to talk to me, so I brought him into my office, where I talked and smiled some more.
After he left, a different collegaue came by my office to ask me a question. I answered. His response? "You have some crap in your teeth". Sure enough, between my front tooth and tooth directly next to the front tooth, was a huge black piece of pepper.
It had been there since lunch. I just looked like an asshole in the meeting. Awesome.
So just let this be a PSA for you - TELL YOUR FRIENDS WHEN THEY HAVE CRAP IN THEIR TEETH so they don't look like idiots all day. Please. I beg you.
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